I love how this series went from soft-core bondage porn to an actually inspiring comic.
Empowered is fucking amazing. Not one motherfucker in this world could say differently
wow sucks to be andalite tavros almost as much as it sucks to be troll tavros
Strictly speaking if you take in andalite technology, if he was born crippled in his hind lefs this would be truthful, but if it was an accident or he broke his legs later he would be healed. Also unless he was one of the few andalites that are unable to utilize the power of the blue box he could become any other animal he wanted/ take dna of another andalite to have a “perfect” form 2 hours at a time, or if ultimate animal awesomeness sucks, he could stay in a form for 2 hours. I haven’t read homestuck, but Animorphs are my jam
Pokemon rap
Im on break at work and im going to try adding a few lines to my previously short lined pokemon rap. Here I go. Rocking motherfuckers got them balls in my bag, bitches askin ‘bout my badges with my dick in their vadge, motherfukers round the kanto leage they know my name, master of the poke world I am a king. (PoooooOOOOOHHHHoooohhh ke mon) My charizard be flying /burn the world to a crisp, don’t be challenging his might with a weak ass sentrett, alakazam smoking bowls til he gets you in a trance, he’ll fuck your mind crazy with his psychic dance. (Chorus) You know my venasaurs got the stance of a god, he’ll fuck your rock pokemon with his tentacle rod, my blastoise be blasting beats in your pokemons places while I be blasting my skeets all over Gary oaks bitches faces. (Chorus) My primeapes pumped up he be doing all the roids, you wonder where them candies are? Look at his muscles boys, you know I’m saving pikachu for my final trickses, he’s my wing man everyday he brings in all youse bitches, he be jolting all your homeboys til they being star struck and my dear this team will fuck indigo platou up. Now I’ve been rapping bout my team and you know I’m talking truth, you try to mess with us you get blown through the roof. (Sound byte: team rockets blasting off again). -end of first draft, pokemon rap. -NADDS.
